Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting, Or Carving Turkeys… It’s Undecided

My crew headed out to Baltimore today to canvass. We each average about 100 doors a day. Typically, by the end of the night, half of the doors will have answered your knocks (this often requires several return visits).
I met 6 undecided voters tonight, which must be some sort of record. They might be 6 of the 43 remaining in this election.
I also met a girl named Chrissy who offered me a free pizza at her father’s pizzeria as a contribution to the Kerry campaign.
I wasn’t sure if that would comply with FEC regulations, and I’m lactose intolerant so I politely declined.
My turf today was across the street from a Karate Studio & Cutlery Supply Shop… in one. They sell knives and teach karate. I guess if people aren’t getting attacked enough you can still generate consistent revenue with silverware.
Reread the title of this post now… in fact, you should realize that most of my titles make sense after reading the entire post.