Days Inn Confused
Posted: September 18th, 2004 | Author: themarkpike | Filed under: Stuff |The Continental Breakfast is too common nowadays so they had to step it up and offer free Wireless Internet. I had to see if it actually worked. It does.
We are in Somerset, Pennsylvania right now. I don’t know where that is. We’ll be in Chicago by tomorrow night. It was too dark to test the “Honk if you like John Kerry” poll. I almost hit 2 deer though…
Before continental drift, did they call it Pangaea Breakfast?
Welcome to the Midwest! Enjoy our fine scenery and flat roads, staunch republicanism and bigotry, and don’t forget to play a rousing game of “Hey cow!” Here’s how: whenever you are in the car and you see a cow on your side, open your window and yell “Hey cow!” as loud as you can. Meanwhile, whoever is riding shotgun will do the same on their side of the car. Whoever gets the most cows to look at them wins the game.
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Er, maybe you should just stick to the honking thing.
Hello Mark Pike,
This is Sean McKeithan, a current senior at good ole Cape Henry. I recently saw the vb web page for about the 27th time in the last four years, and I welcomed the new additions. I just wanted to point out to you that not all kids wearing polo shirts are bigoted republicans. I myself am quite fond of Ralph Lauren, but even moreso of the Democratic Party. I also just wanted to say that I think it’s great that someone from Cape Henry is actually out doing something that benefits the country. Good luck on the campaign trail.
-Sean
Sean,
Enjoy your senior year at El Cape. I strongly encourage you to wear t-shirts to school as an act of civil disobedience against the fascist dress code. Thanks for reading! I might just update the “you know you’re from va beach” webpage again.
If you’re so bored that you’re reading this blog, maybe call the local DNC office and volunteer an afternoon for the upcoming election. David Ashe could use your help. So could Kerry. So could the world.
Take care dude.
=Mark