FLORIDA…

To: Everyone
From: Mark
re: Moratorium on all Florida 2000 Election Jokes
date: Sept. 21, 2004
What do Ponce de Leon, Mickey Mouse, Gloria Estefan and Mark Pike have in common?
The Sunshine State.
After driving 15 hours to Milwaukee so that I would have a closer drive to a yet to be determined midwestern state for campaign placement… I am now being told to jump back in my car on Friday and drive 25 hours South to the land of Janet Reno. Anybody up for a road trip? Maybe we’ll stop in Memphis for some Yom Kippur action with my grandparents.
I’ll be responsible for making sure that 25 precincts don’t mess up like they did in the last election. I think we’re gonna win this thing. We’ve got a huge crew going down to Florida. The tsunami is building up offshore right now…
Let me know if you have family or friends who might want to volunteer. Just an hour or two could go a long way.
Who’s this “Chad” that everybody says to hang out with down there? (Honestly, I am calling for a moratorium).