Arkansas Things
Posted: July 29th, 2005 | Author: themarkpike | Filed under: Stuff |“Hey, Mari. Pop quiz- What’s Arkansas’ biggest export?”
“I dunno.”
“Lameness.”
Not much else can be said about that state. Actually, yeh. One more.
“Hey, Mark. What do you think the most beautiful thing about the land of Arkansas is?”
“I dunno”.
“The sky.”
Oooh. So there it is. Arkansas is the most boring state I’ve ever seen. Passing through Hope, you couldn’t help but be a fan of Bill Clinton and all he has accomplished- and then make jokes about him and his home state.
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