“I’m going to be embarrassed if you say ‘yes’, but have I seen you on TV before?”
Did she really just say that? Did this hot cocktail waitress in Los Angeles really just say that? Is she trying to get a good tip? Who does she think I look like? My aunt told me I look [...]
Entries from August 2005
As Seen on TV
August 4th, 2005 · No Comments
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Vegas Happenings
August 3rd, 2005 · No Comments
What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas. That’s the city’s motto. I’m not sure it’s entirely true (I’m sure there are certain things you can unexpectedly bring home from Vegas). Nevertheless, I think they could abridge the motto to “Your money happens to stay in Las Vegas.”
I am going to take the [...]
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Steer Clear
August 3rd, 2005 · No Comments
Shortly after our first cactus sighting, a truck full of steer skulls passed us. We had to have one. We revved up the little VW engine that could, and caught up with the truck bed of bones. “Could you pull over? We want one!”
The man smiled and obliged with a right blinker, parked in the [...]
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