Half-Birthdays…
Posted: November 21st, 2005 | Author: themarkpike | Filed under: Stuff |My Half-Birthday was this weekend.
No big deal.
I recently found out that I finally took over the #1 ranking on Google search: Mark Pike.
Big deal.
Also, I’m ranked #3 when you search: embarrassing wedgies.
Huge deal.
I spent the weekend in NYC. Somehow, I have now returned to find myself writing like Larry King. It’s fun. You should try it.
You should also try bagels from H&H. Cinnamon Raisin.
Great deal.
Larry King writes like he’s sitting on the toilet, having radom thoughts. … “Michael Jordan! Helluva athlete. … Salma Hayek! What a looker. … Apple. How do they do it?” I mean, that’s it, in a nutshell. And he’s been WAY OFF with his interviews lately. I mean, he’s asking questions the people watching his show already know the answers to. So, in the end, why would you EVER compare your writing style to his? It’s horrible! Narrowly creative, if at all. Hope you are well. xo jj
Half Birthdays are a HUGE deal and I am happy to see that they made the blog! After all NO ONE else seems to celebrate them but us!
You are now #2 on the wedgies list…congrats!!
-Gus