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It’s Not Yourgraine, It’s Migraine

Posted: December 15th, 2005 | Author: themarkpike | Filed under: Stuff |

I looked up the symptoms of hypochondria once to see if I had it*
I thought I was going blind this morning, and I couldn’t figure it out… rewind 1 hour
Hit the snooze button, sprinted to the dry cleaners, no breakfast, snowing.
This was a malotov cocktail of migraine waiting to happen. Didn’t recognize it because I hadn’t had one in 10 years. Bizarre sensation. Aurora borealis in the eyes. Hemisphere head explosion.
I went home early from work. How the hell did Cal Ripken do it?

*that joke is patent-pending

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One Comment on “It’s Not Yourgraine, It’s Migraine”

  1. 1 erin said at 1:47 pm on December 16th, 2005:

    One of my life goals is to see the Aurora Borealis…are you suggesting that a migraine could save me airfare? And another excellent title, by the way. I LOVE PUNS.


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