Thoughts While Watching the 2006 Winter Olympics

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Thoughts While Watching the 2006 Winter Olympics at 4:00am EST.

1) The French Bobsled team really messed up by not naming their squad “Moulin Luge.”

2) Ratings would be much higher if they found a way to incorporate more lava.

3) I really want to have a sports announcer follow me around the house one morning when I get ready for work and tell me how many fractions of a second I am off of my normal pace. (”He spilt the orange juice! That’s going to cost him.”)

4) I’d like to hear more cowbell in my daily life.

5) I’m tired.

6) I may or may not have just added “Cool Runnings” to my Netflix queue.