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Gastroenterologists Are The New Gangsta…

Posted: May 16th, 2006 | Author: Mark Pike | Filed under: Music |

A sampling of a conversation I recently had with my father via e-mail:

Mark: “I thought you might want to know about this so that you’re cooler than your doctor peers: Cam’ron, one of the most vile gangster rappers in the business has a new album coming out with a track that (I sh#t you not) is called “I.B.S.“, which is all about his struggle living as a gangster with Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

Dr. Pike: I am not really down with Cam’ron. But if the man in pink is coming out in support of IBS, I say mad props to him and let’s see if we can get PeptoBismol to sign him on as spokesman. This would be a much stronger message than their currently pre-school upset stomach, indigestion, diarrhea ditty and dance!

You’ve got to be kidding me. My pops just referred to Cam’ron by nickname as the man in pink, and then suggested an endorsement deal in jest. Gastroenterologists are are the new gangsta.



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