Thoughts While Watching the 2006 World Cup

• Baseball broadcasters shouldn’t be allowed to do soccer commentary.
• In some parts of the world, having a mullet is not only acceptable, it appears to be encouraged.
• I might start faking injuries during my daily life. “Mark, could you type up this memo for me and have it on my desk by this afternoon?” *Grab the ankle. Wave for medics with magic spray*
• On a similar note, I am considering carrying around a yellow and red card in my wallet. Should come in handy at bars.
• How is there a 6′7″ soccer player? It’s like somebody Peter Crouch for a video game just to see how funny it would look for a tall dude to play ball. Oh, and he can do the robot quite well.

I have to go. The TV just randomly shut off. Not even the electronic appliances in this country like to watch soccer.