$15 - MICROWAVE (This Is Why I’m Hot)
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I’m hot because I am a microwave, you ain’t because you are not a microwave. This is why, this is why, this is why I am hot.
(VERSE)
This is why I’m hot, you don’t gotta cook. I can heat [...]

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Appetite for instruction? Live and let diet.
Inspired by Mark Bittman, and Blaise (who has an awesome cooking website but he never updates it).
Blaise challenged me to cook a good dinner and record it. I tried my best. It was pretty tasty.
I still love you Rachel Ray.
Recipe: Chicken, Broccoli, Orange Juice, Soy Sauce / Teriyaki, Honey, [...]

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Whenever I drive through a tunnel, I feel like I’m playing “Pole Position.” I picked up my sister from the airport this weekend and pushed record on my camera for part of the drive.
When I heard the band Anamanaguchi on Eric’s vimeo, I figured it would make a great soundtrack. Since, they’ve only licensed the [...]

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Assorted collage of clips from 1L year. Unused and otherwise forgotten. Threw em down on a time-line, overlaid a beat from Dilla, and now it’s a sequence.

1L Year from themarkpike on Vimeo

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Do I really need to point out the delightful irony of the Queen’s visit to Colonial Williamsburg on the eve of my Constitutional Law exam? It really is a tremendous juxtaposition.  While scouring 18th century texts, the inspiration is but a mile away. Out of protest, and perhaps out of respect for the authors of [...]

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In midst of exams. Current assignment is a 2,500 word take home test. Writing about Constitutional Law.
My printer ran out of ink because I’ve spit out too many drafts. I have considered using my typewriter. I just printed out a test page. I think I type faster when wearing the powerglove. It’s so [...]

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As your clearinghouse for all news about Mark Pikes all over the globe, it’s my responsibility to inform you that one of us was recently recognized in the Fayetville Observer’s special “Cheers and Jeers” section. Obviously, with a name like Mark Pike, you’re going to be in the Cheers section.
Cheers and a special thank-you to [...]

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