Microwave (This Is Why I’m Hot) from themarkpike on Vimeo
$15 - MICROWAVE (This Is Why I’m Hot)
Condition: used
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I’m hot because I am a microwave, you ain’t because you are not a microwave. This is why, this is why, this is why I am hot.
(VERSE)
This is why I’m hot, you don’t gotta cook. I can heat up your spaghetti while you go and read a book. I can make popcorn, with the touch of a button. If you’ve got leftover shizzle, you know I’ll sizzle up that mutton.
I’m a 2006 model, Emerson electronics. I’m a little squeeky, but my owner didn’t mind my super-sonics. Minor discoloration, from the pasta explosion. We’re moving to a new apartment so I’m getting a demotion.
This is why I’m hot.
(CHORUS)
Powerglove not included.
$15 or Best Offer.
This microwave zaps my ziti! A++++
I’m sure you’re awaiting a record deal
Hello Wonkette, MeFi, others-
MC AC/DC is available for birthday parties.
Hello Dear Critics-
Do not burn the roof of your mouth. You have bad microwave karma.
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marvelous! If I needed a microwave I would totally have been persuaded to buy this one.
…whoa whoa whoa. I think everyone is missing the big picture here. No powerglove?! Is that some kind of a sick joke. The ONLY way I ever look at appliances is by seeing what extra accessories like powergloves, jumping pads, etc., come along with it. FORGET IT MARK.