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Why Is My Microwave Hot?

Posted: May 23rd, 2007 | Author: Mark Pike | Filed under: Anachronistic Technology, Music |

$15 - MICROWAVE (This Is Why I’m Hot)

Condition: used

Click below for the audio version of this classified advertisement:

http://themarkpike.com/podcasts/microwave.mp3

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I’m hot because I am a microwave, you ain’t because you are not a microwave. This is why, this is why, this is why I am hot.

(VERSE)MC AC/DC

This is why I’m hot, you don’t gotta cook. I can heat up your spaghetti while you go and read a book. I can make popcorn, with the touch of a button. If you’ve got leftover shizzle, you know I’ll sizzle up that mutton.

I’m a 2006 model, Emerson electronics. I’m a little squeeky, but my owner didn’t mind my super-sonics. Minor discoloration, from the pasta explosion. We’re moving to a new apartment so I’m getting a demotion.

This is why I’m hot.

(CHORUS)

Powerglove not included.

$15 or Best Offer.

Microwave (This Is Why I’m Hot) from themarkpike on Vimeo

7 Comments on “Why Is My Microwave Hot?”

  1. 1 greg bloom said at 10:05 am on May 24th, 2007:

    This microwave zaps my ziti! A++++

  2. 2 Ida said at 11:13 am on May 24th, 2007:

    I’m sure you’re awaiting a record deal :)

  3. 3 Mark Pike said at 2:53 pm on May 24th, 2007:

    Hello Wonkette, MeFi, others-

    MC AC/DC is available for birthday parties.

    Hello Dear Critics-

    Do not burn the roof of your mouth. You have bad microwave karma.

  4. 4 Doobybrain.com » Blog Archive » Last night…couldn’t even get an answer! said at 4:31 pm on May 24th, 2007:

    [...] (This Is Why I’m Hot) from themarkpike on Vimeo Wow, read the lyrics and sing it to the beat of “This Is Why I’m Hot” by MIMS. I think this song has reached [...]

  5. 5 amandacongdon.com » Today’s 5 said at 3:43 am on May 25th, 2007:

    [...] $15 - MICROWAVE (This Is Why I’m Hot) (via metafilter) — lot of effort for $15, but cool video nonetheless. [...]

  6. 6 Molly said at 4:38 pm on May 25th, 2007:

    marvelous! If I needed a microwave I would totally have been persuaded to buy this one.

  7. 7 Carl Medley III said at 1:06 pm on May 27th, 2007:

    …whoa whoa whoa. I think everyone is missing the big picture here. No powerglove?! Is that some kind of a sick joke. The ONLY way I ever look at appliances is by seeing what extra accessories like powergloves, jumping pads, etc., come along with it. FORGET IT MARK.

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